I Pity The Fool

Who tries to punk me today. Unlike most April Fool's Days, I'm not staying home. I'm going out to meet some writer friends and then to the store to pick up a few things but I am NOT in the mood to be trifled with.

So consider yourself warned. Do not make me go all Mr. T on you. He and I do share a birthday and as many of you know, I have the jewelry necessary to make it happen. So contain yourselves.

Anything you're thinking up wouldn't be funny anyway.

On a slightly related note, I'm sort of jazzed to see the new A-Team movie that's coming out. I loved that show as a kid. Is it just me or are the '80's making a comeback?

This Just In!

Apparently last month's alien abduction was not as harmless as I originally thought. I woke up this morning and realized that at some point during the night, I had actually given birth to an alien baby.

The baby seems to be doing well, although Hotrod is mysteriously missing. Also, I might add, the baby does not seem hungry.

In other news, Elvis is coming for dinner.

Juno what?

I'm over at Fictionistas talking about one of the worst April Fool's pranks I ever pulled. Come share your stories too!