We've all seen the fools that parade around with their underwear hanging out, but it occurred to me last night that these nutjobs might actually save the rest of us in case of zombie apocalypse.
See, I figure since they can't run more than a few steps without tripping on their pants, they'll provide a great distraction to the approaching zombie hordes, allowing the rest of the population a chance to get away while the zombies nom them like potato chips.
Isn't it natural selection for the weak and slow to get culled anyway? The only downside is that since zombies eat brains, they may not find the slack-witted gray matter of these saggy pants-wearing individuals that satisfying if smarts equals taste. I guess we'll just have to make the most of the distraction they provide.
If you see someone exposing their underwear this way, thank them for being willing to die for you. It's a real sacrifice to live such a short life and look ridiculous.
Monday, September 13, 2010
Why saggy pants could save your life
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OMG. That is hilarious!! You and the "pants on the ground" guy from American Idol should get together for a comedy act!
ReplyDeleteLOL!! That's hilarious!!!!!
ReplyDeleteHa! Yes, I'll thank them next time I see one.
ReplyDeleteI shall tip my hat to the next youngster with his droopy drawls next time I see one.
ReplyDeleteGood point! It's funny to see them trying to run from the police on Cops, too.
ReplyDeleteROFL - good point. I always have the urge to pants those people, but I'm afraid of what I'll see. :shudder:
ReplyDeleteAt my house we spend a lot of time worrying about the zombie apocalypse. This eases my fears quite a bit. Thank you!
ReplyDeleteROFL! I like the way you think.
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