1. The shriek of a three-year-old can take the skin off a cat.
2. Infants can stay awake as long as they want when they put their mind to it.
3. Sand does not taste like sugar, no matter how white or how fine.
4. The male gender has stinky feet, regardless of their age. However, the younger the male, the funnier they believe it to be.
5. Forget gasoline, sleep is the most valuable commodity we have. If someone could sell naps on the stock market, they'd make a killing.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled day.
So your infant niece and 3-year-old nephew are staying with you, right?
ReplyDeleteIt is simply amazing to me the interesting and odd facts people without kids learn when children are thrust into their lives.
I love the picture you posted here by the way. Is that Scooter?
LOL
How are your cats holding up during this amazing and interesting week full of odd facts?
Do the 'boys' want to come stay with me and my calm teenagers?
Let me know. :)
L
Hehehehe }:)
ReplyDelete*rolling on the floor*
ReplyDeleteHaaa!
Birth Control. Need I say more?
I see the motherhood lessons are coming on just fine. :-)
ReplyDeleteWhy do you think us old males don't still find stinky feet hilarious? I certainly do, and no doubt will to my dying day. They're just so...stinky! (Dissolves into giggles...)
ReplyDeleteI agree with Hulles, my experience is that males will find stinky feet funny no matter what age!
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