Monday, June 01, 2009

Idiot #23599099

I'm not entirely sure that's Kanye West's official idiot number, but I don't think specifics really matter after reading this statement he made:

"Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books."

After reading that quote, I'm not sure he could read a book if he wanted to. But the real kicker is he's now published a book he wants YOU to buy. Yeah, that's gonna happen. You can read more about that maddness here.

Also, if someone could explain to me how you get a book's autograph, I'd be ever so grateful.

This concludes your Monday idiot report.

12 comments:

  1. Figured out how you can get a books autograph. If you hollow it out and put Thing into it. See here. Easy!

    http://www.tvland.com/shows/addamsfamily/character8.jhtml

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  2. Wow. That is all I can say to that.

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  3. Unbelievable. It'd be better if he were the only one who thought that way, but I caught the same sentiment at the grocery store last week. =o(

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  4. I don't think I'd want books autograph either. I mean - they're EVERYwhere, like, everyone has shelvs of these things! its not like, SPECIAL or anything...

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  5. And we wonder why the world is going to hell in a handbasket.

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  6. He's a complete idiot. I read about that a while ago and it made me angry. Then he goes and has a book out. WHATEVER. He's ridiculous.

    Did you see the South Park episode where they made fun of him? Yeah, it's awesome.

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  7. book's autograph...ink the cover and press onto a piece of paper??

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  8. Ha ha, Cyndi. I hadn't thought of that.

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  9. Ahaahaaa!!! LOL, LOL, LOL This is hilarious! That poor man. Snort.

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  10. Kanye West is the most self-absorbed human being on earth. He insults books, and now he wants to write one? Uh, I'll pass on that great piece of American literature.

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  11. Omg, I can't stand that guy! And this only solidifies it. Thanks for the laugh ;)

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  12. He needs to be careful, his ignorance is showing.

    Janice~

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