"Sometimes people write novels and they just be so wordy and so self-absorbed. I am not a fan of books. I would never want a book's autograph. I am a proud non-reader of books."
After reading that quote, I'm not sure he could read a book if he wanted to. But the real kicker is he's now published a book he wants YOU to buy. Yeah, that's gonna happen. You can read more about that maddness here.
Also, if someone could explain to me how you get a book's autograph, I'd be ever so grateful.
This concludes your Monday idiot report.