Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Thanksgiving Caption Contest!

Caption this photo:

Pilgrim Dog says the winner of this caption contest will win:

Sold into slavery in 1683 Boston and renamed Thankful Seagraves, a Latina woman is brutalized and raped until giving birth to her daughter, who is turned against her by her master's wife, before Thankful is swept up by the hysteria of the Salem witchcraft trials.

Contest winner will be announced Monday morning on this blog. Get your brains working now before the turkey makes them sluggy!

Happy Thanksgiving!

10 comments:

  1. You Stink - No, not you, that's the caption.

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  2. She said if I wore this, I'd get turkey... Well... I'm wearing it. Where's my turkey?

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  3. i'z not talkin' to you 'till you take this dress off

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  4. As soon as they is not looking, I is going to eats garbage til I pukes on this dress.

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  5. She promised there would be another dog in a tux. Where is he? Darn it! She tricked me again.

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  6. "I feel pretty, oh so pretty...bullsh*t!"

    Is the author: Karen Rose?

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  7. If this is what I get for not peeing in the living room, then watch what I do under the dining room table.

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  8. "Fix me a turkey pot pie, beyotch!"

    That is the cutest pic. :)

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  9. Well at least she didn't ride me around the neighborhood in the baby carriage and embarrass me in front of all the other dogs this time...

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