Thursday, April 15, 2010

The Dark Side of Women

This little funny is courtesy of my mother. (And I'm posting this because I'm on the verge of finishing my sooper seekrit project and need all the hours I can get today!)

A woman was in town on a shopping trip. She began her day by finding the most perfect shoes in the first shop and a beautiful dress on sale in the second. In the third, everything had just been reduced by 50 percent when her mobile phone rang.

It was a female doctor notifying her that her husband had just been in a terrible car accident and was in critical condition in the ICU. The woman told the doctor to inform her husband where she was and that she'd be there as soon as possible.

As she hung up she realized she was leaving what was shaping up to be
her best day ever in the boutiques. She decided to get in a couple
more shops before heading to the hospital. She ended up shopping the
rest of the morning, finishing her trip with a cup of coffee and a
beautiful chocolate cake slice, compliments of the last shop. She was

Then she remembered her husband. Feeling guilty, she dashed to the
hospital. She saw the woman doctor in the corridor and asked about her
husband's condition. The doctor glared at her and shouted, "You went
ahead and finished your shopping trip, didn't you!? I hope you're proud
of yourself! While you were out for the past four hours enjoying
yourself in town, your husband has been languishing in the Intensive
Care Unit! It's just as well you went ahead and finished, because it
will more than likely be the last shopping trip you ever take! For the
rest of his life he will require round-the-clock care. And he will now
be your career!"

The woman, overcome with guilt, broke down and sobbed.

The woman doctor chuckled and said, "I'm just messing with you. He's
dead. Show me what you bought."


  1. This is why I adore you. You so get me!

  2. ROFL! I love that - but don't tell my husband:-D

  3. HAHA Love it!!! I literally LOL'ed when I read it.

    The joke at our house is...

    Hospital calls..I'm sorry but your husband died.
    Me...I'll be there as soon as I run by Sears and buy that new lawn mower he wouldn't let me buy.

  4. *snort* when the sales are Hot, you gotta jump!

  5. Lol! I almost spit out my coffee!

  6. ROFL. That's awful... but funny. ;o)

  7. NOW I see where you get it from. -The humor, not the shopping.

  8. Anonymous12:41 AM

    I hate that I laughed this, but I can't stop myself.