Friday, October 05, 2007

Omniscient Cat Says:

I'm watching you today, I just want you to know that. So you better: get those pages written, stop slacking off, finally send that query in, polish that synopsis, enter that contest, clean off that desk, get that blog posted, figure out that GMC, find some motivation, send in those revisions, answer that email, make that scene work, ditch that unnecessary POV, learn where commas go, adjust your formatting and rethink your TSTL characters.

Meanwhile, I'll be napping...

18 comments:

  1. I want to scratch the top of his nose.

    Pages written, query sent. Now I have a blurb to write. I hate blurbs.

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  2. Max says you should eat a lizard first, as that always puts him in a creative mood.

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  3. Jeez. Quit riding me, cat!

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  4. Max takes off his little boots, puts away his tiny riding crop and walks away chastised.

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  5. Omniscient cat iz scary.

    All I have to say is: I'm working on it, I'm working on it. Please don't hurt me. ;o)

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  6. Belly rubs go a loooong way.

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  7. Omniscient cat will not hurt me.
    He and I have an understanding because I know where the cat food and treats are kept.
    Muwahahaha.

    However, I 'am' working on witing more pages today.
    I will not be a slacker...well, not unless I decide to take a nap. :)
    L

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  8. Cats don't scare me. I slip them a catnip micky in their treat and they become laughing rolling, rubbing lunps:)
    Teri

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  9. This scared the frickin crap out of me!

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  10. Max looks mean.

    I haven't done anything. Does that mean he'll attack me when I see him?

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  11. I love black cats, because they have the most vivid, green eyes. He's just beautiful.

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  12. LOL Kristen. Belly rubs for my cat turn into attacks. That's why her nickname is 'venus fly cat'. She lays on her back like she wants a tummy rub, and then as soon as your hand comes in contact with her belly, she closes her front paws around your wrist and kicks the daylights out of your hand with her back feet. It's a game for her. ;o)

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  13. Don't rush me, Cat!!! It's a holiday weekend.....in Canada.
    LOL.

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  14. I think I need a cat like that...

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  15. I'm working on it, alright.

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  16. Hey, that cat scared me. So much that I'm gonna stop procrastinating and get back to work. :-)

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  17. Um, can you add end world hunger senseless wars to that list?

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