Omniscient cat wants you to know that even though this is a holiday weekend, he expects you to write at least two pages. If you slack off, he will know and he will come to your house, wait until you're sleeping and kill your muse like a feeder mouse from the cheap pet store next to the pawn shop.
So basically, get writing. Or else. (I swear, he means it. Just yesterday he gnawed my little toe off when I wanted to stop after one scene.)